Shenanigans

son-of-the-liberty:

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:27:54 -0400

icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:32:39 -0400

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

selenagnez: Selena on meeting Brad Pitt

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:23:19 -0400

selenagnez:

Selena on meeting Brad Pitt

smalllindsay: viewtoakel: cleapow: girl-non-grata: Husband...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:25:35 -0400

smalllindsay:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this.

ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:22:18 -0400

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

Where your dentist at? I want to meet my new father in law!

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:15:00 -0400

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:45:31 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:39:00 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:31:43 -0400

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:27:18 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 19:26:45 -0400

gracehelbig: @mickyremo took this photo. So trashy.

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:25:04 -0400

gracehelbig:

@mickyremo took this photo. So trashy.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 18:22:15 -0400

pussypowerfighter: One of my favorite things about having fun...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:04:01 -0400

pussypowerfighter:

One of my favorite things about having fun colored hair is little girls’ reactions. When I had pink hair, this little girl was staring at me and her mother was prompting her to talk to me, but she was being all shy and the mother goes, “She thinks you’re beautiful.”

That was like five years ago and I still remember it.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 15:03:27 -0400

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Wed, 15 May 2013 15:01:54 -0400

I once dated a writer and

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:19:24 -0400

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

eatcleanmakechanges: YUM!

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:53:50 -0400

eatcleanmakechanges:

YUM!

cinderella2122: I have got to get me one of these.

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:51:03 -0400

cinderella2122:

I have got to get me one of these.

marykay1880: ineslovesdc: mccnshine: Links for bored people. You’re welcome. For the artist For...

Sat, 11 May 2013 16:23:31 -0400

marykay1880:

ineslovesdc:

mccnshine:

Links for bored people. You’re welcome.

For the artist

For the “chill” folk

For those who want to waste a good minute

For the traveler

For the music lover

For the writer

For those who want to be inspired.

For those who seek adventure

For those who want to relax.

THANK YOU INTERNET

but this is seriously the coolest collection of webpages ever