yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(via mandysaurusrexx)

draconiandreams:

This episode was made for today

(via 4ever-friendzone)

bootyscientist:

nbapleighawfs:

badgrl17:

what kind of stroke game…

he was really trying to end her shit with that first pump

im hollering lmao

bootyscientist:

nbapleighawfs:

badgrl17:

what kind of stroke game…

he was really trying to end her shit with that first pump

im hollering lmao

(via thisshitfunny)

raemondo-earl:

atllas:

hellugh:

stoned-levi:

sullivanthere:

I went from this

image

to this

image

at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

image

DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

REVOLUTION

I want to know who is responsible

im crying omg i was never prepared for that

what 

the

fuck

(via demisa)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

(via snorlaxhype)

riize:

The orange juice bit fucking killed me 

(via c-0-b-a-i-n)

boburnhamdaily:

"Do you get back to see your family a lot? Do you go back to Massachusetts?"
"Um, yeah. I wanna get back to Boston more. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but, I’m sort of terrified of Easter, because… eight years ago I knocked out my two front teeth, during a blindfolded Easter egg hunt."

(via wolfkaylee)

speak-now16:

celluloidheroesneverreallydie:

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

acid-society:

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

this deserves infinity reblog.



PHOTOBOMB OMFG

EPIC PHOTOBOMB

MY HERO 

speak-now16:

celluloidheroesneverreallydie:

thetasteofinkisgettingold:

acid-society:

memayy:

The man who photobombed the most iconic photo in the history of forever.

this deserves infinity reblog.

PHOTOBOMB OMFG

EPIC PHOTOBOMB

MY HERO 

(via blairtm5)